TY - BOOK AU - Irby,Samantha TI - Meaty: essays SN - 9780988480421 (paperback) AV - PS3609.R4723 Z46 2013 U1 - 814.6B 23 PY - 2013/// CY - Chicago, Illinois PB - Curbside Splendor Publishing KW - Irby, Samantha. KW - Authors, American KW - 21st century KW - Biography KW - African American women authors KW - Comedians KW - United States KW - African American comedians KW - American wit and humor N1 - At 30 --; Awkward first date --; I really don't eat this much salad! --; Forest Whitaker's neck --; Sorry I shit on your dick --; Black beauty --; My mother, my daughter --; I want to write your mom's Match.com profile --; The skillet --; This is why I'm poor --; Thumbsucker --; Milk and oreos --; The triplets --; Massive wet asses --; How to get your disgusting meat carcass ready for some new, hot sex --; Would dying alone really be so terrible? --; The terror of love --; The tapeworm diet --; Skin rashes and arthritis --; The many varieties of hospital broth --; I want to put a fat bitch on network television --; Elena Tyler. Aka: Why I can't be mad at Lena Dunham --; Bitches are my jam --; A bearded gentleman --; I should have a car with power windows by now --; Le foods N2 - "Samantha Irby explodes onto the printed page with her debut collection of brand-new essays about trying to laugh her way through failed relationships, being black, taco feasts, bouts with Crohn's disease, and more. Every essay is crafted with the same scathing wit and poignant candor thousands of loyal readers have come to expect from visiting her notoriously hilarious blog, bitchesgottaeat.com"--Page 4 of cover ER -